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Funky central local in St Augustine, "Funny Farm"

SuperhostSt. Augustine, Floryda, Stany Zjednoczone
Cały dom (gospodarzem jest Michael & Shelly)
5 gości1 sypialnia2 Łóżka1 łazienka
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Ever evolving for your enjoyment. Rehabbing an old retirement home, not the "quaint type". Functional and fun. Large lot, pet friendly as long as you ask. Free WIFI, bikes, beach gear including surfboards. build a fire, interact with out pet Turkey ,pot belly piglets and chickens. we are 2.5 miles from the closest beach and historic downtown. due to our high standards we are a safe mask free zone. We reside on location and there may be other guests about.

Kitchen almost fully supplied, if you need it for your stay chances are we have it and if we don't we will get it. There is no american dish washing machine, and no plans for one.
Although we personally do not have a microwave oven, we do provide one on the guests side... see i'm not a total Luddite.

Along with providing you a decent variety of Coffee (working on the tea thing) We have the percolator type of coffee maker, a stove top espresso maker and a french press for your coffee needs. (and to avoid crimes against humanity and keep out the riff raff)We will never provide a Keurig type of machine. We do have pre packaged creamers and sugar also, but for those a little more discriminating we provide Natural Florida sugar. Myself? I go for the unpasteurized and I share if you ask. When we make your breakfast and.... my wife says don't do a breakfast... we can save that debate for later. When we make it, I am no chef, but I appreciate tasty, healthy, good things. When we can, we use local in season or very good quality products. Like our eggs from our girls, real Parmesan cheese from Italy when we dont run out, fair trade real Palestinian olive oil, basil and other herbs from our growing garden. Not to mention real local honey and imported sea and Himalayan salts. please let us know if you are interested in a breakfast. we will provide one per stay or maybe 2 if you really like it!!

Safe, free parking and Storage for your bikes, kayaks, or ??

Farm fresh eggs and yes our chickens roam the grounds. ( Fun Fact; eggs from free range roaming chickens contain 1/2 the cholesterol and twice the nutrition as industrial produced eggs.)

There are 2 decent sized flat screen TVs. We do not subscribe to cable but we have great wifi and get most things worth watching via the internet. firesticks are connected. and there is a usb charging station for your devices.

We do state no pets and no parties, but there are always exceptions, just ask and we can try to accommodate!!

Things here are evolving, we are always trying to make improvements, some small and some big. we are fairly vigilant at updating this listing but please be understanding if we fail to update something and of course if you notice something , please bring it to our attention. Accuracy is important to us.

one of our dilemmas is that one of our chickens ended up being a rooster, and im sure you know what this means. Shelly wants to keep him, I dont. generally people dont mind but we did have one complaint. (1/20/2020) Rooster had an accident no longer an issue (actually a stray dog got in and killed a bunch of our birds, very sad.) 7-1-2020

* special note- I hate to have to add this but after a low review it seems necessary. There are many things that still need attention, the kitchen floor is old vinyle, there is mismatched paint in some areas, some caulking needs to be redone. If you are a nitpicker please dont stay here... there are plenty of options, although significantly more expensive. We provide a clean, safe, and interesting experience and stay! bring all the travel baggage you like but leave your emotional baggage at the therapists! happy trails!

(7-15-2020) upgraded the bedroom to king size bed, long over due....

Dostęp dla gości
Not sure what this means... but basically you've got your own furnished home away from home. Private/personal bedroom, kitchen, bath and living room. Plenty of outside area to sit privately in the sun or shade(except the chickens might be around, they go every where). just so ya know...the yard area is not like a kept botanical garden, I try to keep things cut back. It more like the natural florida red neck jungle look, some may find it quaint others may be offended. The out door chairs have an accumulation of leaves and /or twigs in them daily, you may need to brush out a chair for sitting outside! also the pigs are getting kinda large, although docile and cute (and always hungry) they are terrorizing the yard. knocking over pots etc. I even saw Rosie dragging a lawn umbrella across the yard. I love to let them free range it, but I need to find a solution.

Inne ważne rzeczy
Covid updates here...

pets are NOT allowed. exceptions are possible and likely, please contact us first.

9/25 covid update
Florida governor has lifted all restrictions. Considering the science (not politics) we view this as a positive action. we support proven health and safety measures and will continue to prepare rooms with extra sanitation methods. as for masks which are filled with all kinds of concentrated bacteria and virus, we encourage not wearing them. if you must wear one don't bring it in the residence. If you have concerns, don't book with us and or/stay home. Strong immunity is strengthened by sunlight, fresh air and a good diets.... see your beautiful smile soon!

The city of St Augustine has has rescinded its mask mandate. due to inability to fine or punish non compliers. Although most business owners/managers I have contacted never had an intention or interest in enforcing the government mandates there may still be signs up.

this information is shared as this topic is unavoidable and to aid you in having a pleasant visit.... not as a political statement of any sort. ty
Ever evolving for your enjoyment. Rehabbing an old retirement home, not the "quaint type". Functional and fun. Large lot, pet friendly as long as you ask. Free WIFI, bikes, beach gear including surfboards. build a fire, interact with out pet Turkey ,pot belly piglets and chickens. we are 2.5 miles from the closest beach and historic downtown. due to our high standards we are a safe mask free zone. We reside on lo…

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St. Augustine, Floryda, Stany Zjednoczone

we are in an average St Augustine neighborhood close to everything.

Gospodarzem jest Michael & Shelly

Z nami od: listopad 2017
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