Sleep beneath Dorothy and follow the yellow brick road in your dreams...
Or something like that.
Alternatively, come and stay at my place. It's clean and welcoming, situated just fifteen minutes from Bundaberg's lovely CBD (or five if you use my mountain bike).
Enjoy a tornado-free sleep in airconditioned comfort. A simple breakfast of cereal, eggs or toast is provided. Pubs, shops, eateries and parks are very close by.
But sorry, you can't lend my ruby slippers.