Sleep beneath Dorothy and follow the yellow brick road in your dreams...
Or something like that.
Alternatively, come and stay at my place. It's clean and welcoming, situated just fifteen minutes' walk from Bundaberg's lovely CBD (or five if you use my mountain bike).
Enjoy a tornado-free sleep in air-conditioned comfort. Breakfast includes cereal, eggs, orange juice, ground coffee, fruit and toast. Pubs, shops, eateries and parks are nearby.
But sorry, you can't lend my ruby slippers.